when i see a cute boy
*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*
why are replies so complicated now Jesus
I do not know, my child. But when you find out, tell me.
I will, accurately depicted Jesus.
those 10 seconds after your laptop dies when u just hopelessly stare at the dark screen
all my friends are cute and its starting to piss me off
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change